"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, backwoods, summer house, summer houses, vacation home, vacation homes, vacation house, vacation houses, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning, warnings, ominous warning, skeleton, skeletons, out of the way, remote location, remote locationsMan (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, bury, buried, buried alive, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strange imagery"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."
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second home, second homes, holiday, holidays, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer home, summer homes, summer house, summer house, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, weekend home, weekend homes, rich people, rich person, disorganised, disorganisation, last minute, last minute booking, last minute holiday, last minute holidays, last minute vacation, last minute vacations, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, tourist, touristsDeath Takes A Time-Share
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, time share, timeshare, time-share, holiday, holidays, holiday home, beach house, sea front, beach hut, summer house, summer home, vacation home, vacation, vacations, out of office, on leave, relax, relaxes, relaxing"Since coming up here for the summer, I find myself writing an awful lot about gnats."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, gnat, gnats, mosquito, mosquitoes, bite, bites, bug, bugs, summer, summer house, lake house, insect, insectsSummer Arrives At Devil's Island
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tennis, tennis racket, tennis racquet, racket, racquet, dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisons, fun, sport, sports, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, penal colony, penal, prison, prisoned, jail, jails, historical, devil's island, devils island"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, man o war, man-o-war, man of war, man-of-war, jellyfish, jellyfishes, crepe, crepes, breakfast crepe, fear, scare, scared, animals"How do you feel about turning over?"
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, relax, relaxed, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, therapy, therapies, therapeutic, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
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bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"
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farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, lifeguard, lifeguards, rule, rules, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, dust jacket, dust-jacket, play on words, word play, word-playMoses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, sand castle, castle, castles, bucket, buckets, bucket and spade, spade, spades, part, part the sea, seas, parting, tide, tides, protect, protected, miracle, miracles, little things, it's the little thingsOpening Of The Summer Games
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, ice cream, cone, cones, ice cream cone, summer games, junk, junk food, food, foodie, food lover, food lovers"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, wave, waves, sunset, sunsets, sunrise, sunrises, sacrifice, sacrificial"You were right. The full bodied merlot with hints of chocolate and raspberry covers up the stench nicely."
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summer, summer home, summer homes, summer people, summer house, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, fish, polluted, pollution, pollute, polluting, dead, death, stench, dead fish, rotten fish, middle class, ignore, ignored, ignoring, ignorance, ignorant, bourgeois, travelled, travelling"What would be the harm of letting me live a life of excess in your summer house until you actually rent it."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, summer house, summer home, in excess, life of excess, nice try, that guy"A pox on both your summer houses."
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