"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"
"Oh, we're just down here for the winter."
"They complain that it's the hottest summer in a hundred years, but I say, No problem-o."
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Death of a Suntan
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"It's too hot to eat."
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"Come on in, kids. The water's fine-just fine."
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The Open Refrigerator
"Just because it doesn't feel like summer to you. . ."
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First Day of Home School
"What happens in Camp Matawaski stays in Camp Matawaski."
"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
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"Shall I contrast thee to a summer's day?"
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"Endless Summer III"
Shakespeare In The Dark
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"I rolled out those lazy crazy hazy days of summer. They said go home and put on a suit."
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'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'
'The grill senses the impending winter."
"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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"I don't get it. When you're freezing it comes and goes very fast, but when you're hot and sweating it just hangs around and hangs around."
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"Accursed Daylight Saving Time!"
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
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"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."
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