"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
Don Quixote at the Beach
Tags:jousting, jouster, jousters, medieval, medieval times, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, lance, lances, horseman, horsemen, horse riding, beach donkey, donkey ride, donkey rides, hastilude, knight, knights, medieval knight, medieval knights, don quixote, la mancha, nobleman, noblemen
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
Tags:sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, beach, beaches, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, skin cancer, skin cancers, cancer, cancers, cancerous, disease, diseases, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, beach chair, beach chairs, unhelpful, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nags, nagging, sun cream, suncream, sun-cream
"Just waiting for Icarus to fall. And you?"
Tags:flirtation, flirtations, flirtatious, sunbathers, sunbathing, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacationing, holidaying, icarus, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, muriel rukeyser, waiting for icarus, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets
Sunbathing Police Officer
Tags:sunbathing, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, crime scene, crime scenes, police lines, police line, police tape, taking advantage, abuse of privilege, self important, self importance
"Turn over and I'll do your back."
Tags:beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella beach umbrellas, tan, tanning, suncream, suntanlotion, sunscreen, sunbathing, sunbathers, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, stabbed, stabbing, revenge, dark humour, black humour
"Just because it doesn't feel like summer to you. . ."
Tags:summertime, summer time, summer-time, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, sunbathed, work-life balance, life-work balance, life/work balance, work/life balance, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, work addiction, relaxed, relaxation, relaxations, relaxing
"I hate the way I look in a bathing suit."
Tags:bathing suit, bathing suits, self-conscious, self conscious, self-consciousness, self consciousness, swim suit, swim suits, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, bikini, bikinis, public nakedness, sunbathers, sunbathing, public decency, beach, beaches, seaside, vain, vanity, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations
"Who said 'I love the sea'?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, sunblock, sunblocks, sun block, sun blocks, s.p.f., spf, suncream, suncreams, sun cream, sun creams, sunbathing, sunbathers, suntan, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, seaside, holiday, holidays, bikini, bikinis, super power, super powers, super-power, super-powers
Paycheck Beach Towel
Tags:paycheck, paychecks, payday, payday check, payday checks, monthly salary, sunbathe, sunbath, sunbathing, employment, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations
"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"
Tags:hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, sunscreen, sun screen, sunblock, sun block, sun cream, suncream, skin care, skin care, selfish, selfishness, greed, greediness, sharing, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, beach, beaches, sunbathing, sunbathers, waterhole, waterholes, watering hole, watering holes
"You forget what the sand smells like, then you remember swear you'll never leave, then you get bored."
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
Tags:tan, tans, tanning, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach, beaches, beach-goer, beach-goers, sun bathing, sun bather, sun bathers, seaside, seashore, seashores, flipper, flippers, spatula, spatulas, fried, flip, flip over, turn, turn over, done, cooked, high time, giant, large, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burning, fry, fries, frying
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
Tags:bird, birds, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, sunbathing, sunbathers, catalogue, catalogues, food catalogue, food catalogues, gardener, gardeners, seed catalogue, seed catalogues, food magazine, food magazines, gardening catalogue, gardening catalogues, relaxing, relaxation, bird food, bird feed, bird seed, bird seeds
"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"
Tags:sunbathing, sunbathers, heavy sleeper, heavy sleepers, deep sleep, deep sleeper, deep sleepers, exhaustion, tide coming in, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, oblivious, obliviousness, tide, tides, relaxing, relaxation
"And me without my bear spray!"
"All right, so you can't judge a book by it's cover!"
Tags:cant judge a book by its cover, the male gaze, ogle, ogles, stare, staring, sunbathing, sunbathers, bikini, bikinis, attractive, attractiveness, unwanted attention, attractive woman, attractive women, objectification, objectify, shallow, shallowness, attraction, personality, gender issues, prejudge, prejudged, prejudging
"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."
Tags:sunbathing, sunbathers, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, holiday makers, holiday makers, holidaymakers, holidaymaker, vacations, vacation, vacationers, vacationer, on holiday, on vacations, theft, thief, ignorance, ignorant, accident, accident, accidental theft, mistake, mistakes, sun shade, sunshades, sun shades, sunshades, parasol, parasols, sleep, sleeping, relax, relaxing, relaxation, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, shady, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer, seaside, by the seaside, seaside holiday, sea side, sea side holiday, sea-side, sea-side holiday
"Why do you think you forgot the sunscreen?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychoanalysis, beach, beaches, sea side, seaside, sea-sides, the sea side, the seaside, the sea-side, sunbathe, sunbathing, sunbathers, sunscreen, sun-screen, sun screen, sun-block, sunblock, sun block, suncream, sun-cream, sun cream, forget, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, forgetfulness
"I'm just going to relax. I'm not even putting on nail polish."
"You really need some sun."
"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."