"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."
Hot Dog Stand
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"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
Sunblock - A Novel
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, literality, literally, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, sea, seas, seashore, shore, coast, coastal, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning, tanned, tans
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
Tags:sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, beach, beaches, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, skin cancer, skin cancers, cancer, cancers, cancerous, disease, diseases, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, beach chair, beach chairs, unhelpful, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nags, nagging, sun cream, suncream, sun-cream
Don Quixote at the Beach
Tags:jousting, jouster, jousters, medieval, medieval times, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, lance, lances, horseman, horsemen, horse riding, beach donkey, donkey ride, donkey rides, hastilude, knight, knights, medieval knight, medieval knights, don quixote, la mancha, nobleman, noblemen
"Just waiting for Icarus to fall. And you?"
Tags:flirtation, flirtations, flirtatious, sunbathers, sunbathing, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacationing, holidaying, icarus, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, muriel rukeyser, waiting for icarus, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets
"Cover yourself, woman! Here comes another tour bus."
Tags:west, western, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, tourist, tourists, public exposure, tour bus, tour buses, tourist attractions, overtourism, over tourism, gender issues, front porch, front porches, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms, agriculture, isolated community, isolated communities, cover up, covering up, sunbathing
"I've read another sixty-two pages. Time to turn over."
Tags:sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathing, turn over, turns over, turning over, reminder, reminders, remind, reminding, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach trip, beach trips, skin cancer, skin cancer risk, carcinogen, carcinogens, carcinogenic, read, reads, reader, readers
Sunbathing Police Officer
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"Turn over and I'll do your back."
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"Just because it doesn't feel like summer to you. . ."
Tags:summertime, summer time, summer-time, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, sunbathed, work-life balance, life-work balance, life/work balance, work/life balance, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, work addiction, relaxed, relaxation, relaxations, relaxing
"I hate the way I look in a bathing suit."
Tags:bathing suit, bathing suits, self-conscious, self conscious, self-consciousness, self consciousness, swim suit, swim suits, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, bikini, bikinis, public nakedness, sunbathers, sunbathing, public decency, beach, beaches, seaside, vain, vanity, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations
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"Who said 'I love the sea'?"
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"Endless Summer III"
Paycheck Beach Towel
Tags:paycheck, paychecks, payday, payday check, payday checks, monthly salary, sunbathe, sunbath, sunbathing, employment, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations
"How do you feel about turning over?"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, relax, relaxed, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, therapy, therapies, therapeutic, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning
"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"
Tags:hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, sunscreen, sun screen, sunblock, sun block, sun cream, suncream, skin care, skin care, selfish, selfishness, greed, greediness, sharing, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, beach, beaches, sunbathing, sunbathers, waterhole, waterholes, watering hole, watering holes
"You forget what the sand smells like, then you remember swear you'll never leave, then you get bored."
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Tags:tan, tans, tanning, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach, beaches, beach-goer, beach-goers, sun bathing, sun bather, sun bathers, seaside, seashore, seashores, flipper, flippers, spatula, spatulas, fried, flip, flip over, turn, turn over, done, cooked, high time, giant, large, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burning, fry, fries, frying