"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
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"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"One posse, please."
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"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."
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"Lou can't make the meeting. He's dead."
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Escaping Guide Dog
"All you're doing is emboldening cats."
"I always lose sunglasses."
"Get me the coast."
A missile with a handlebar moustache and glasses
"They're mire aesthetic than practical."
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A man in sunglasses
"So, has anyone figured out why we're all wearing sunglasses."
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