"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
"Your mom's a very special person."
"I never thought I'd live to see so many different Batmans."
"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."
Tags:secret identity, secret identities, phone booth, phone booths, change, changes, changing, identity, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, public phone, public phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, cliche, cliches, change, changes, changing, disguise, disguises, phonebooth, phonebooths
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"The two of you should have lots to talk about."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, sunblock, sunblocks, sun block, sun blocks, s.p.f., spf, suncream, suncreams, sun cream, sun creams, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, suntan, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, seaside, holiday, holidays, bikini, bikinis, super power, super powers, super-power, super-powers
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of life
Tags:superego, superegos, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, guilt, guilts, guilty, guilted, passive aggressive, passive aggression, responsible, responsibility, weight of the world, atlas, right thing, right thing to do, right things to do, angst, angsty, angstiness, worry, worries, worrier, worriers
"My God, now what?"
Tags:emergency number, emergency numbers, emergency, emergencies, 911, 999, law enforcement, bat signal, cloud formation, cloud formations, police, cop, cops, crisis, crisis, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, paramedic, paramedics, super hero, superhero, superheroes, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes
"You heard me—turn off that fan."
"Surely you can tell me your secret identity."
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"Oh grow up."
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"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."
Superhero leaves his pants behind.
Superhero with Acrophobia
Toasterman, Pancakeboy, and Mr. Overeasy At The Diner Of The Superheroes WIth Their Archenemy, The Nickel Tipper
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"By golly, J.B., all that lobbying really paid off."
"Lead, follow or get out of the way."