"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
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"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."
"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
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"Your mom's a very special person."
"I never thought I'd live to see so many different Batmans."
"By your powers combined, I am going outside."
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The Rivalry Begins
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Less Than Superheros
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"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
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"The two of you should have lots to talk about."
Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman
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The Adventures Of Normalman
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"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
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There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
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"My God, now what?"
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