"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
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"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."
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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
"Your mom's a very special person."
"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."
"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."
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"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
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"By your powers combined, I am going outside."
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The Rivalry Begins
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"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
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"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."
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"Someday, son, this will all belong to the Chinese."
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"You heard me—turn off that fan."
Superhero in need of an eye test.
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Flying in Formation.
"Wait! Anybody that amazing with balloons deserves to live."
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