Superficial Cartoons

"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

"We're interested in words, not deeds."

"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

"She made her hat in rehab."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"Ladies and gentlemen, our national commercial."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"Our borders are still way too porous."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

The Manhattan Triangle

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Have you thought about a boob job?"

"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"And now I'd like you to join me in welcoming to the board Arne Savin from Morgan Stanley, Chet Bentson from Bankers Trust, and Tempest Dawn from 'Baywatch.'"

"Never mind."

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."