Superficial Cartoons

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

Artist:
Hoey, Trevor
Search ID:
CC131380
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3021x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, working

"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC42174
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2851x2611 pixels (unwatermarked)
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book report, book reports, read, reads, reading, reading skill, reading skills, interpret, interprets, interpretation, interpretations, text, deep reading, deep readings, superficial, superficiality, font, fonts, english teacher, english teachers, literature, english lit, critique, critiques, criticism, criticisms

"We're interested in words, not deeds."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC39160
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2001x1905 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
word, words, deed, deeds, public relations, pr, pr department, pr departments, representative, representatives, representation, personal representative, personal representatives, personal representation, action, actions, actions speak louder than words, hiring, hired, hiring officer, recruit, recruits, recruiting, job candidate, job interview, job interviews, superficial, superficiality, surface-level

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29217
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2388x2122 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cute, cuteness, child, children, kid, kids, innocent, innocence, innocents, innocent look, innocent looks, trial, trials, judge, judges, justice, justices, justice system, justice systems, lawyer, lawyers, charm, charms, charming, charmed, wide eyes, wide-eyed, look, looks, superficial, superficiality

"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC29751
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3001x2497 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
superficial, superficiality, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriage, compatible, compatibility, couple, couples, good couple, good couples, suitable, suitability, rich person, rich people, thin, priority, priorities, perfect couple, perfect couples, honest, honesty, frank, frankness, direct, proposal, proposals, proposing

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC39105
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1992x2600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, knockoff, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, bully, bullies, bullying, teacher, teachers, superficial, superficiality, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, designer, designers, designer label, designer labels, modern life, modern times, merchandise, merchandising, indoctrinate, indoctrination, young age, young consumer, young consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, agenda, agendas

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC125747
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5551x5049 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
old, older, aging, superficial, beauty, surgery, plastic surgery, youth, love, lover, looks, appearance, plastic surgeon, relationships, dating

"Our borders are still way too porous."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC119295
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2000x2244 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
open borders, open border, border, borders, undesirable, undesirables, undesirable element, undesirable elements, peasant, peasants, reversal, reversals, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, american capitalism, materialist, materialists, materialism, material world, superficial, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, modern world, off the grid, going off the grid, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, immigration law, immigration laws, migrant, migrants, bigot, bigots, bigotry

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC133132
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4651x3507 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, single life, single, singles, movie, movies, dinner and a movie, jeans, slacks, trousers, pants, flatter, flatters, flattering, superficial, superficiality, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, online date, online dates, forget, forgets, forgetting, unmemorable, remember, remembers, remembering

"How did I become someone who has a screaming fit about a stupid gift bag filled with little plastic things?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC140730
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4592x3825 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gift bag, gift bags, bag, bags, halloween, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treats, trick-or-treating, trick-or-treater, tick-or-treaters, children's meal, children's meals, evaluate, evaluation, reflect, reflects, reflecting, reflection, reflections, self-reflect, materialist, materialists, materialism, material goods, superficial, superficiality

"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC32963
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3017x2300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, children's book, children's books, children's lit, children's literature, childrens lit, childrens literature, goodnight moon, classic, classics, shallow, confession, confessions, confessing, favorite book, favorite books, favourite book, favourite books, superficial, posture, postures, posturing, writer, writers, author, authors, pretentious, pretentiousness, popular fiction

"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC137033
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3037x2982 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
teenagers, teen-agers, teens, teen, teenage, teen-age, teenager, teen-ager, high, highs, pot, weed, smoke, smoking, marijuana, cannabis, edible, edibles, deep, not deep, profound, failed, remember, remembering, reminisce, reminiscing, reminisced, look back, looking back, youth, youthful, drug, drugs, ganja, unprofound, mild, superficial

"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC136093
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2944x3077 pixels (unwatermarked)
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ex, exes, ex-husband, ex-husbands, good foot forward, best foot forward, impress, impresses, impressing, ex-spouse, ex-wife, ex-wives, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, date, dates, dating, cocktail party, cocktail parties, superficial, immature, immaturity, spite, spiteful, bitter, bitterness, anger, angry, sour grapes, bald, middle-aged, attractive, attractiveness, jealous, jealousy, make jealous, unattractive, insult, insults, insulting, hurtful, hurtful comment, hurtful comments, cutting comment, cutting comments

"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC32718
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2279x1863 pixels (unwatermarked)
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location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich

A man tries on different cigars in front of a mirror.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28139
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3105x2625 pixels (unwatermarked)
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image, images, cigar, cigars, smoker, smokers, smoking, image consultant, image consultants, publicist, publicists, publicity, superficial, superficiality, rich person, rich people, mankoff

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC133495
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2998x2403 pixels (unwatermarked)
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philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophy major, philosophy majors, dinner, dinner table, dinner tables, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, profound, insight, insights, insightful, input, greek, greeks, father, fathers, eat, eats, eating, son, sons, disappointment, disappointments, superficial

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC31165
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2439x1876 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality

"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC37479
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2141x1816 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mob, mob boss, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafia boss, bosses, boss, big boss, healthcare, health care, criminal, criminals, crime, crime syndicate, syndicate, insurance, health insurance, insured, bullet, bullets, danger, dangers, dangerous, organised crime, organized crime, medical plan, medical care, medicare, aca, wound, wounds, wounded, injured, injury, get well, get well soon, new job, job, jobs, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, superficial, contract, contractual, contracted, interview, offer, job offer

The Manhattan Triangle

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC30119
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2459x1946 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bermuda, bermuda triangle, devil's triangle, city, cities, nyc, new york, new york city, manhattan, borough, boroughs, urban, obstacles, obstacle, problem, problems, concrete, disappear, disappeared, mystery, science, paranormal, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, atlantic ocean, caribbean, island, islands, superficial, myth, myths, legend, legends, disappearance, paranormal

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC138377
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4650x4336 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gossip, gossiping, gossipers, gossip queen, gossip queens, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, spreading rumors, spreading rumours, picky, particular, choosy, critical, criticize, criticise, critic, critics, superficial, shallow, glib, smack talk, talking trash, talking behind someone's back, women, woman, friend, friends, girl talk

"She made her hat in rehab."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC124361
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5640x4883 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gossip, gossiping, gossipers, gossip queen, gossip queens, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, spreading rumors, spreading rumours, critical, criticize, criticise, critic, critics, superficial, shallow, glib, smack talk, talking trash, talking behind someone's back, women, woman, friend, friends, girl talk, hat maker, hat makers, hat designer, hat designers, fashion, fashion designer, fashion designers, milliner, milliners, millinery, rehab, rehabilitation, out of rehab, completed rehab, horse race, horse races, equestrian

"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC124867
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5198x3809 pixels (unwatermarked)
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spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, swag, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, shopping spree, shopping sprees, shop, shops, shopping, new age, shopper, shoppers, materialist, materialists, materialism, guru, gurus, spiritual, superficial, superficiality, surface-level, happiness, happy, finding happiness, retail therapy, wisdom, spirituality

"Mario Patrizio, Conte di Cellini-Vasconi --- Eurotrash or Eurotreasure?"

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC27705
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3000x2316 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gossip, gossiping, gossipers, gossip queen, gossip queens, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, spreading rumors, spreading rumours, picky, particular, choosy, critical, criticize, criticise, critic, critics, superficial, shallow, glib, smack talk, talking trash, talking behind someone's back, women, woman, friend, friends, girl talk, dating, date, dates, online dating, singles, single, dating app, dating apps, opinion, opinionated

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Artist:
Lautman, Sara
Search ID:
CC800170
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4389x4183 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, science, scientific, alien, aliens, theory, theories, sociology, geography, migrant, migration, immigration, emigration, alien, aliens, hard question, influencer, influence, influenced, influential, influencing, power couple, couple, couples, take me to your leader, space, space travel, planet, planets, spaceship, space ship, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, thought leader, thought leaders, celebrity culture, obsession, obsessions, tabloid, tabloids, media obsession, media obsessions, hollywood, superficial, power couple, power couples, hollywood culture

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301741
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shallow, superficial, simplistic, simple, simpleminded, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, impolite, rude, unprofessional, insult, insulting