Superficial Cartoons

Superficial Cartoons

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"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

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"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

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"We're interested in words, not deeds."

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"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

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"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

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"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

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"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

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"Our borders are still way too porous."

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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

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"How did I become someone who has a screaming fit about a stupid gift bag filled with little plastic things?"

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"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "

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"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."

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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

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"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."

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A man tries on different cigars in front of a mirror.

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"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

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"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

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The Manhattan Triangle

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"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

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"She made her hat in rehab."

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"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."

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"Mario Patrizio, Conte di Cellini-Vasconi --- Eurotrash or Eurotreasure?"

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"Take us to your most influential power couple."

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"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

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