Superficiality Cartoons

Superficiality Cartoons

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Superficiality cartoon

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

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"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

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"We're interested in words, not deeds."

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"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

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"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

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"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

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"How did I become someone who has a screaming fit about a stupid gift bag filled with little plastic things?"

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"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."

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A man tries on different cigars in front of a mirror.

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"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

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"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."

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"Have you thought about a boob job?"

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"And now I'd like you to join me in welcoming to the board Arne Savin from Morgan Stanley, Chet Bentson from Bankers Trust, and Tempest Dawn from 'Baywatch.'"

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"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."

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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

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"One final question on reincarnation - it's about residuals."

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"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

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"I made you a sex bomb, and, by George, I can unmake you!"

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"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."

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"I live by bread alone."

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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"Everybody sees right through your damned transparency."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, our national commercial."

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"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

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