Superheroes Cartoons

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."

"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."

Sharkman to the rescue!

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Thanks, Super Rich Man."

"What can I say? He makes me laugh."

"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

A superhero dog asks to be walked.

"By golly, it sure does take you back."