America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man
"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."
"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
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"Some of us are unsung heroes."
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"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
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"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."
Sharkman to the rescue!
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."
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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"By golly, it sure does take you back."