"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"
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"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
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"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"
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"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
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"And one with no bun."
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"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."
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Superman's Final Years
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"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
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"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."
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Superhero Eye Test
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There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
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"Someone's in trouble! Quick - you, you, you and you—help me change!"
"Amazing report - it's good this Captain Marvel fellow is on our side."
"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."
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