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"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
"You have to be sensitive to the fact that other children are inferior to you."
"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
"Please, could you lose the hindsight, just for today?"
"Care to give to the fund to help save your job?"
"Every year, I'm a little more annoyed by evergreens."
"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."