Superpower Cartoons

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Supercat

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."

"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"

Superstitions

"Your mom's a very special person."

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

The Rivalry Begins

"And one with no bun."