"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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mugger, muggers, mugging, mugged, street crime, street crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, violent crime, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, distraction, distractions, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, distraction technique, distraction techniques, fatal weakness, weakness, weaknesses, fatal flaw, fatal flaws"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, fly, flies, flying, flight, stranded, desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, clueless, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, memory, remember, remembers, common sense, no common sense, lack of common sense, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."
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carpool lane, carpool lanes, car-pool lane, car-pool lanes, carshare, carshares, car share, car shares, car-share, car-shares, traffic lane, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, superhero, superheroes, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, public transport, public transportsSupercat
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supercat, cat, cats, superhero, superheros, superheroic, nap, naps, napping, lazy, laziness, fly, flies, flying, superpower, superpowers, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, indifferent, indifference, comic book, hero, heroes, heroic, uncaring, care, cares, caring, considerate, consideration"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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pepper spray, pepper sprays, pepper-spray, pepper-sprays, mutant, mutants, telekinetic, telekinesis, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, super-power, super-powers, self defence, self-defence, self defense, self-defense, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."
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boss, bosses, labor relations board, labor relations boards, regulation, regulations, worker's rights, workers' rights, abuse of power, abuses of power, collective bargaining, union, unions, unionization, unionizing, superpower, superpowers, superpowered, supervillain, supervillains, cover of darkness, manager, managers, management, power, powerful, elite, elites"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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procedure, procedures, surgery, surgeries, weakness, weaknesses, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, heroes, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physiciansSuperstitions
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superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, comic book, comic books, literature, literary, literacy, fly, flying, legend, legends, myth, mythsComing soon!
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superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, coming soon, flying, superpower, superpowers, animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups, advice, health advice, exercise, exercising, unfit, unfitness, overweight, obesity, obese, unhealthy, unhealthiness"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
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superhero, superheros, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, cape, capes, laundry, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, laundromat, laundromats, customer service, inconvenient, inconvenience, disguise, disguises, superhero disguise, superhero disguises, in a hurry, in a rush, late"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, challenge, challenges, challenging, drink, drinks, drinking, drunken, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, bad idea, ill-advised, crawl, crawls, crawling, gravity, defy, defies, defying, bad decision, bad decisions, poor decision, poor decisionsThe Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, talking, speaking, commanding, command, commands, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, master, masters, special ability, special abilities, superpower, superpowers, special talent, talent, talented"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."
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ancient, ancient rome, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, history, historical, politics, government, governments, empire, empires, superpower, superpowers, mischief, mischievous, global superpower, politician, politicians, emperor, emperors, caesar, julius caesar, international relations, foreign relationsThe Rivalry Begins
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superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, hero, heroes, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, competition, competitor, competitors, competition, competitive, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, jump, jumping, dare, dares, daring, double dare, risk, risky, risks, contest, contesting, origin story, origin stories"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
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hero, heroes, superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, alcohol addicts, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, cosmo, bad guy, bad guys, mastermind, masterminds, evil mastermind, evil mastermind, tempt, tempted, temptations, defeat, defeated"And one with no bun."
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