America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."
"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."
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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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"Use your White Privilege, Luke."
"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."
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"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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"Your mom's a very special person."
"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."
"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
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"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."
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The Rivalry Begins
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"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
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"And one with no bun."
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