"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."
"You're on next. Break a leg!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, jumping, leaping, hoop, hoops, your on next, your turn, break a leg, superstition, superstitions, good luck, luck, fortune, entertainment, performer, performers
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
Tags:measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.
Tags:alternative medicine, holistic medicine, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, karma, aura, auras, past-life, past-lives, reincarnation, crystal, crystals, healing, cure, cures, pseudoscience, superstition, superstitious, unscientific
Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity
"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
Tags:letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
Tags:occult, occultist, ouija, ouija board, board, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, the dead, dead, death, died, die, dying, curse, cursed, demon, demons, parenting, parent, parents, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, kids these days, text, texting, cell, cells, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, daughter, daughters, supernatural, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, text, texts, gadget, gadgets, old world, new world, modern, modern life
"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, ritual, rituals, appendectomy, appendectomies, appendix, appendicitis, surgery, surgeries, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, frighten, frightens, frightening, ominous, relax, relaxing, relaxation, under the knife, free spirit, free spirits, operating room, operating rooms, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, superstition, economist, economists, businessman, businessmen, business, briefcase, briefcases
Fortune teller singes man's forehead.
Tags:magic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, seers, magnification, fire, fires, magic power, magic powers, soothsayer, soothsayers, superstition, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags, convex lens, convex lenses, light concentration, crystal ball, crystal balls, self fulfilling prophecy, prophecy, prophecies
"Our lives are what we make them, Mr. Fedderson."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, fate, fire, destiny, burn, burning, fires, choice, choices, life choices, ruined life, ruining life, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"He was very, very lucky."
Tags:lucky, luck, rabbit's foot, rabbits foot, rabbits feet, rabbit's feet, myth, myths, superstition, superstitions, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
Tags:spy, spies, spying, espionage, secret agent, secret agents, p.i., private eyes, private eye, p.i.s, detective, detective, animal, animals, groundhog, groundhogs, woodchuck, woodchucks, rodent, rodents, superstition, superstitions, folktale, folktales, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, forecasting, forecast, forecasts, weather, predicting, prediction, predictions, shadow, shadows, early spring, long winter
"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, organ, organs, liver, lungs, feng shui, fengshui, pseudoscience, luck, fortune, auspicious, prosperity, eastern medicine, china, chinese, superstition, superstitions
Tags:doctors, doctor, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinic, patient, patients, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, doctors surgeries, fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, appointment, appointments, doctor's appointment, unprofessional, professionalism, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, diagnose, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, cookie, cookies, cookie jar, sick, sickness, medical exam, medical exams, ill, illness
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, chinese cuisine, meal, meals, eating, dining, eating out, dining out, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, fortune, fortunes, misfortune, luck, bad luck, paper fortune, paper fortunes, future, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, pessimistic, dire, dark, death, fortunetelling, fortune-telling, threat, threats, threatening, foreboding, superstition
"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."
Tags:curse, curses, superstition, superstitions, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, egyptian curse, egyptian curses, mummies, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, researching, researcher, researchers, explorer, explorers, historian, historians, dying, big mistakes, trespass, trespasser, trespasses, trespassers
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, tension, tensions, worry, worries, worrying, counterproductive, unproductive, superstition, superstitions, unhelpful, magic, magical, idol, idols, maya, mayan, aztec, aztecs, witch doctor, witch doctors, cure, cures, curing, fear, fears, fearful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, tense, tension, tensions, doctor, doctors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, losing, sore loser, sore losers, superstitious, superstition, lucky tie, lucky clothing, fashion, lucky charm, lucky charms, tie, ties, luck, good luck, angry, upset, winning streak, winning streaks
"All that coffee and all these ghosts are making me jittery."
"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, athlete, athletes, playing baseball, slider, sliders, pitch, pitches, pitcher, pitchers, manager, managers, baseball team, baseball teams, fire, luck, bad luck, unlucky, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, blame, blame game, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, excuse, excuses
"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."
"...I fire you... I fire you not... I fire you..."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, insensitive, sensitivity, inhumane, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, he loves me he loves me not, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, impartial, impartiality
"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?"
Tags:zeus, luck, lucky, luckiness, god of thunder, thunder god, thunder gods, greek mythology, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, rabbit foot, rabbits foot, rabbit's foot, good luck charm, good luck charms, irreverent, irreverence, pointless, pointlessness, unlucky, revenge, taking revenge, getting revenge, thunder storm, thunder storms