"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."
"You're on next. Break a leg!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, jumping, leaping, hoop, hoops, your on next, your turn, break a leg, superstition, superstitions, good luck, luck, fortune, entertainment, performer, performers
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
Tags:measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
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"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, ritual, rituals, appendectomy, appendectomies, appendix, appendicitis, surgery, surgeries, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, frighten, frightens, frightening, ominous, relax, relaxing, relaxation, under the knife, free spirit, free spirits, operating room, operating rooms, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"Our lives are what we make them, Mr. Fedderson."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, fate, fire, destiny, burn, burning, fires, choice, choices, life choices, ruined life, ruining life, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"He was very, very lucky."
Tags:lucky, luck, rabbit's foot, rabbits foot, rabbits feet, rabbit's feet, myth, myths, superstition, superstitions, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
Tags:spy, spies, spying, espionage, secret agent, secret agents, p.i., private eyes, private eye, p.i.s, detective, detective, animal, animals, groundhog, groundhogs, woodchuck, woodchucks, rodent, rodents, superstition, superstitions, folktale, folktales, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, forecasting, forecast, forecasts, weather, predicting, prediction, predictions, shadow, shadows, early spring, long winter
"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, organ, organs, liver, lungs, feng shui, fengshui, pseudoscience, luck, fortune, auspicious, prosperity, eastern medicine, china, chinese, superstition, superstitions
Tags:doctors, doctor, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinic, patient, patients, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, doctors surgeries, fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, appointment, appointments, doctor's appointment, unprofessional, professionalism, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, diagnose, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, cookie, cookies, cookie jar, sick, sickness, medical exam, medical exams, ill, illness
"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."
Tags:curse, curses, superstition, superstitions, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, egyptian curse, egyptian curses, mummies, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, researching, researcher, researchers, explorer, explorers, historian, historians, dying, big mistakes, trespass, trespasser, trespasses, trespassers
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, tension, tensions, worry, worries, worrying, counterproductive, unproductive, superstition, superstitions, unhelpful, magic, magical, idol, idols, maya, mayan, aztec, aztecs, witch doctor, witch doctors, cure, cures, curing, fear, fears, fearful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, tense, tension, tensions, doctor, doctors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"All that coffee and all these ghosts are making me jittery."
"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, athlete, athletes, playing baseball, slider, sliders, pitch, pitches, pitcher, pitchers, manager, managers, baseball team, baseball teams, fire, luck, bad luck, unlucky, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, blame, blame game, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, excuse, excuses
"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."
"...I fire you... I fire you not... I fire you..."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, insensitive, sensitivity, inhumane, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, he loves me he loves me not, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, impartial, impartiality
"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?"
Tags:zeus, luck, lucky, luckiness, god of thunder, thunder god, thunder gods, greek mythology, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, rabbit foot, rabbits foot, rabbit's foot, good luck charm, good luck charms, irreverent, irreverence, pointless, pointlessness, unlucky, revenge, taking revenge, getting revenge, thunder storm, thunder storms
"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."
"What a day!"
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."
Tags:sick, sickness, ill, illness, cold, colds, fever, fevers, feed a cold, starve a fever, wine, glass of wine, glasses of wine, red wine, white wine, red, white, glass, glasses, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, superstition, superstitions, folklore, old adage, old adages, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, health, medicine, medical, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, self-medication, self-medicating, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, modern life
"You're on kid. Break a string!"