"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
Tags:measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.
Tags:alternative medicine, holistic medicine, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, karma, aura, auras, past-life, past-lives, reincarnation, crystal, crystals, healing, cure, cures, pseudoscience, superstition, superstitious, unscientific
"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
Tags:letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
Tags:occult, occultist, ouija, ouija board, board, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, the dead, dead, death, died, die, dying, curse, cursed, demon, demons, parenting, parent, parents, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, kids these days, text, texting, cell, cells, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, daughter, daughters, supernatural, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, text, texts, gadget, gadgets, old world, new world, modern, modern life
"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, ritual, rituals, appendectomy, appendectomies, appendix, appendicitis, surgery, surgeries, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, frighten, frightens, frightening, ominous, relax, relaxing, relaxation, under the knife, free spirit, free spirits, operating room, operating rooms, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"Our lives are what we make them, Mr. Fedderson."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, fate, fire, destiny, burn, burning, fires, choice, choices, life choices, ruined life, ruining life, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
Tags:doctors, doctor, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinic, patient, patients, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, doctors surgeries, fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, appointment, appointments, doctor's appointment, unprofessional, professionalism, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, diagnose, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, cookie, cookies, cookie jar, sick, sickness, medical exam, medical exams, ill, illness
"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"
Tags:god, gods, homicide, religion, religions, religious, women, men, superstitious, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, ritual, rituals, sacrifice, sacrifices, volcano, volcanoes, death, dying, dead, killed, kill, killers, killer, die, worship, worshipping, history, historic, historians, historian, women's rights, equality, equal rights
"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, losing, sore loser, sore losers, superstitious, superstition, lucky tie, lucky clothing, fashion, lucky charm, lucky charms, tie, ties, luck, good luck, angry, upset, winning streak, winning streaks
"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, athlete, athletes, playing baseball, slider, sliders, pitch, pitches, pitcher, pitchers, manager, managers, baseball team, baseball teams, fire, luck, bad luck, unlucky, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, blame, blame game, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, excuse, excuses
"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."
"...I fire you... I fire you not... I fire you..."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, insensitive, sensitivity, inhumane, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, he loves me he loves me not, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, impartial, impartiality
"See the guy down there with the rabbit's foot?"
Tags:zeus, luck, lucky, luckiness, god of thunder, thunder god, thunder gods, greek mythology, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, rabbit foot, rabbits foot, rabbit's foot, good luck charm, good luck charms, irreverent, irreverence, pointless, pointlessness, unlucky, revenge, taking revenge, getting revenge, thunder storm, thunder storms
"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."
"What a day!"
Jewish Time Check
Tags:jew, jews, jewish, judaism, religion, religions, religious, jewish grandmother, jewish grandmothers, jewish grandma, jewish grandmas, family, families, grandparent, grandparents, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, yiddish, hebrew, time, time change, evil eye, superstitious, kayn aynhoreh
"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, crush, crushes, young love, love, romance, he loves me, he loves me not, jewish, jew, jews, religion, religious, problem, problems, superstition, superstitious, daisy, flower, flowers, petal, petals, boyfriend, boyfriends
"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."
Tags:scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, academic, academics, academia, grant, grants, research funding, funding, money, finances, investment, investments, superstition, superstitious, diving rod, diving rods, dowsing rod, dowsing rods, dowsing, divining, divination, pseudoscience
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
"You're on kid. Break a string!"
Tags:documentation, evidence, supporting evidence, unsupported assertion, unsupported assertions, unsupported, no evidence, lack of evidence, superstition, superstitious, alternative therapy, alternative therapies, house part, house parties, astrology, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, references please, references, talking rubbish,
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
Tags:luggage, baggage, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airport, airports, airport check in, airport check ins, bag, bags, lost luggage, lost baggage, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, tourist, tourists, travel, suitcase, suitcases, superstition, superstitions, superstitious