Surgeon Cartoons

"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC124056
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doctor, patient, surgery, medical, consultation, surgery, surgeries, routine procedure, routine procedures, under the knife, going under the knife, casual, casualness, surgeon, surgeons, apprehension, apprehensive, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, procedure, procedures, appendectomy, appendectomies, tonsil, tonsils, tonsillitis, mankoff

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC29369
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animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC120287
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anesthesia, anaesthesia, anesthesiologist, anesthesiologists, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, operation, operations, painkiller, painkillers, general anaesthetic, general anaesthetics, general anesthetic, general anesthetics

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC39758
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artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, blockage, blockages, blocked artery, blocked arteries, angioplasty, angioplasties, heart trouble, heart troubles, heart attack, heart attacks, stent, stents, balloon, balloons, literal, literally, heart surgery, heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, coronary artery, coronary arteries, blood vessel, blood vessels, medical procedure, medical procedures

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC40889
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medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC29586
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cost, costs, surgical cost, surgical costs, medical expense, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, insurance, american healthcare, healthcare, health care, health insurance, save money, saves money, saving money, operation, operations, expense, expenses, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC42199
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal team, legal teams, growth, growths, tumor, tumors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, removal, removals, legal representation, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, procedure, procedures, removal, removals, legal representative, cancer, cancers

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC32705
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brain, brains, mind, surgery, surgeons, surgeon, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, operation, operations, patient, patients, vacuum tubes, vacuum tube, computer, computers, first-generation, first generation, technology, progress, circuit, circuits, hospital, hospitals, surprise, evolution, evolve, evolving, technologies, digital, digitalisation, digitalization

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC125601
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bad, bad news, bearer of bad news, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, death, dead, black humor, black humour, comfort food, comforting, comfort, food, pizza, pizzas, dark humor, dark humour, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, died, dying, terminal, terminal illness, medical, medicine

"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC32343
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surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumbling

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC39690
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procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, experiment, experiments, experimental, medication, medications, gas, gasoline, petrol, pump, pumps, fill her up, fill 'er up, service station, service stations, petrol station, petrol stations, trial, trials, trial clinic, trial clinics, technique, techniques, new technique, new techniques, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospitalized, hospitalization

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC125311
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operating room, operating rooms, or, ors, surgeon, surgeons, surgeries, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, blood, gore, bloody, gory, injury, injuries, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, pain, painful, blood spatter, blood spatters, blood spattering

"Spork."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
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CC120434
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spork, sporks, forkspoon, forkspoons, operating room, operating rooms, scalpel, scalpels, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, tool, medical tool, medical tools, tools, medical procedure, medical procedures, utensil, utensils, cutlery

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC39451
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scoop, scoops, internet scoop, internet scoops, online report, online reports, mainstream media, msm, internet, world wide web, news site, news sites, waiting room, waiting rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, waiting area, waiting areas, surgeon, surgeons, grieve, grieves, grieving, inform, informs, informing, information, information overload, information overloads

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC27945
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lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
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CC134708
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heart, heart problem, heart problems, heart stent, heart stents, signature, signatures, sign, signs, signing, autograph, autographs, open-heart surgery, open-heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, pride, cast, casts, patient, patients, operation, operations, support, supportive, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays

"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
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CC128429
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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC32891
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"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC122195
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"Shows you how much I know."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC42862
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons

"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC122669
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surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, inexperience, inexperienced, photo album, photo albums, nostalgia, nostalgic, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, bedside manner, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, patient, patients, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups

"Spare us the gory details."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC40330
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeries, hospital, hospitals, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, gory, gory details, bloody, blood, messy, gross, disgusting, detail, details, too much information, tmi, t.m.i., operating room, operating rooms, conversation, conversations, story, stories, storytelling, storyteller, irony, ironic, spare us

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC131602
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"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC132147
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"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC132147
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alien, aliens, time, time travel, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, doctor, doctors, cure, cures, medical, medicals, surgery, surgeon, ill, illness, illnesses, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, terminal, disease, diseases, diseased, health, healthy, healthcare, health care, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, doctor doctor