Surgeons Cartoons

Surgeons Cartoons

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Surgeons cartoon

"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

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"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

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"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

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"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

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"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

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"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

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"Spork."

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"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

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"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."

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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."

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"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."

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"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

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"Shows you how much I know."

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"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."

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"Spare us the gory details."

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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."

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"Here's the artist's conception of your proposed smile."

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"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

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