Surgeries Cartoons

Surgeries Cartoons

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Surgeries cartoon

"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

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"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

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"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

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"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

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"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

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"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

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"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

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"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

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"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

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"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

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"Spork."

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"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

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"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."

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"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."

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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

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"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."

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"Spare us the gory details."

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"We did everything we could."

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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."

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"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

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