"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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"And will you take my name even if you wind up making more money than I do?"
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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
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"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."
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"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."
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"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"
"I do love you, Ross. But I'm not ready to hyphenate yet."
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"Mr. Goodrich, it's time we called each other by our first names."
"Daisy is my married name. It was also my maiden name."
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"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."
"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."
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Mr. Store for Rent
"Nothing personal, but we'd like you to downsize your name."
"Please call me Michael – Mr. Met is my father's name."
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"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"
"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."
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