Tiny Mouse Hole
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"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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"You've got pie."
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"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."
"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."
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"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"
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"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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"Trick or trample!"
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"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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A train's dining car is a diner.
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"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
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