Tiny Mouse Hole
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mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, household pests, mousehole, mouse holes, mouse hole, mouse holes, tiny mousehole, tiny mouse hole, vermin, proportions, surprise, unexpected, karma, payback, reparation, surprised, properties, real estate, squatting, squatters, pest problem, pest problems, pest control"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiences"You've got pie."
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pie, pied, pie in the face, mail, you've got mail, youve got mail, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cream pie, cream pies, pieing, slapstick, slapstick comedy, surprise, surprises, message, messages, social network, social networks, social media"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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trope, tropes, derivative, falling piano, tv trope, tv tropes, television trope, trope, tropes, television tropes, piano, pianos, grand piano, grand pianos, musical instrument, musical instruments, space, out space, piano drop, pop culture, falling pianos, pseudo science, tiny piano, tiny grand piano, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprised, surprises"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity"Insurance, anyone?"
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insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressiveSurprise Party
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surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunate"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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pig, pigs, exclamation, exclamations, trotter, trotters, pork, pickled trotter, pickled trotter, farm animal, farm animals, expression, expressions, surprise, pig trotter, pig trotters, pickled pig trotter, pickled pig trotters, butcher, butchers, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pettitoe, pettitoes, crubeen, crubeens"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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brain, brains, mind, surgery, surgeons, surgeon, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, operation, operations, patient, patients, vacuum tubes, vacuum tube, computer, computers, first-generation, first generation, technology, progress, circuit, circuits, hospital, hospitals, surprise, evolution, evolve, evolving, technologies, digital, digitalisation, digitalization"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstood"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"
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swear in, swearing in, inauguration, inaugurations, inaugural ceremony, inaugural ceremonies, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, president-elect, president-elects, january 20th, clinton, bill clinton, surprise, surprises, surprising, bible, bibles, oath, oaths, presidential oath"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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heaven, heavenly, cubicle, cubicles, worker, workers, desk job, desk jobs, angel, angels, office assistant, office assistants, transcend, transcends, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, dream job, dream jobs, disappointment, disappointments, disappoint, disappoints, let-down, let-downs, expectation, expectations, high expectations, raising expectations, surprise, surprises, unpleasant surprise, unpleasant surprises, eternity, white collar, white collar job, office worker, office workers"Trick or trample!"
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halloween, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumkins, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trample, trampling, trampled, witch, witches, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, surprise, surprise, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, monster, monsters"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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opossum, opossums, possum, possums, children, have children, having children, accident, accidents, surprise, surprises, surprising, procreation, procreate, procreates, pregnancy, pregnancies, family planning, family planner, family planners, condom, condoms, birth control, birth control pill, birth control pills, baby daddy, baby daddies, baby mama, baby mamasSeparated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birthNarrow Escape
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narrow escape, narrow escape, surprise, surprises, surprise party, surprise parties, introvert, introverts, antisocial, unsociable, modern life, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, overhear, overhearing, overheard, socialising, socializing, cloak and dagger, annoy, annoyed, annoyanceA train's dining car is a diner.
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train, trains, carriage, carriages, train carriage, train carriages, diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, dining, low cuisine, railroad, railroads, rail travel, railroad car, railroad cars, lunch car, lunch cars, catering, surprise, surprised, unexpected, overeat, overeats, overeating, dining car, dining car, dining cars, diner, diners, trendy, trendiness, hipster, hipsters, old-fashioned, retro, retro design, retro designs, throwback, throwbacks"Nevermore."
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edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, q, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical"Surprise!"
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royal, royals, kings and queens, royalty, king and queen, throne, thrones, throne room, the throne rooms, furniture, interior design, surprise, surprises, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, bad decision, bad decisions, andirondack chair, adirondack chairs, garden furniture, deck chair, deck chairs, collapsible furniture"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
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job, jobs, career, careers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fired, firing, laid off, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, work, worker, workers, workplace, unemployed, unemployment, employer, employers, employee, employees, spoiler alert, spoilers, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, shocking, let go, office, offices, office workers, white collar, white collar jobs