Tiny Mouse Hole
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"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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A train's dining car is a diner.
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"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
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"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."
"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
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"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."
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"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."
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"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"It is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all."
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"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
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Add Your Own Caption Week #220
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"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"
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A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.
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"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."
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Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
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