Surprises Cartoons

"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."

No Surprises

"You've got pie."

"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."

"Insurance, anyone?"

Surprise Party

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.

Narrow Escape

"Surprise!"

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."

Piano Airbag

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Those are prison tattoos."

"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."