"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"You've got pie."
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"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."
"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."
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"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"
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"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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"Surprising me- that's your life's work."
Man looking in mirror at the barber's.
"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."
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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
Now Entering China
"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."
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"Those are prison tattoos."
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"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."
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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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