"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
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charles lutwidge dodgson, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, alice in wonderland, wonderland, nonsense, children's literature, children's lit, children's book, children's books, lawyer, lawyers, legal career, legal careers, family life, family-life, admirable, law practice, law firm, pig, pigs, surreal, literary nonsense, work/life balance, life/work balance, work-life balance, life-work balanceBaker Resembles Baked Goods
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cupcake, cupcakes, cake, cakes, icing, iced, frosted, frosting, cream, cream, buttercream, buttercream, bake, baker, bakery, baking, baked, chef, chefs, dessert, desserts, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, absurd, surreal, strange, strange imagery, resemble, resemblance, parallel, parallels, mirror, mirrored"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
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rene magritte, magritte, bowler hat, bowler hats, derby hat, derby hats, pitch, pitches, pitching, high and inside, fastball, fastballs, batter, batters, batting, batting practice, batting practise, baseball player, baseball players, artist, artists, fine art, art history, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surreal, surrealist, surrealists, surrealismHow The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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wildlife, animal, animals, cosmetic, cosmetic surgery, surgery, nose job, nose, noses, plastic surgery, cosmetically, cosmetics, surgery, surgeon, surreal, horrifying, strange, imagery, strange imagery, elephant, elephants, trunk, trunks, kid, kids, story, stories, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, face, faces, rhinoplasty, doctor, doctors, modern, modern life, modern world, beautiful, standards, standardMan (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, bury, buried, buried alive, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strange imagery"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
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visual gag, visual gags, married life, married world, husband, husbands, wives, wife, marriage, old married couple, convenience, snack size, snack sized, convenient, small, size, reduce, reduced, shrink, shrinking, shrunk, freud, freudian, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, strange, surreal, child, kid, kids, parallels, parallel"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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pumpkin, pumpkins, paint, painting, paints, painter, painters, art, artist, arts, artistic, artistically, canvass, blank canvass, easel, easels, artsy, interpretative, modern, modern art, culture, cultured, cultural, culturally, vegetable, vegetable print, print, prints, good for a, quality, quality control, qualified, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, absurd, strange, surreal"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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pet, pets, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, beta, betta, betta fish, beta fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, exotic fish, marine, marine life, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fish-bowl, fish bowl, kid, kids, child, children, obedient, obedience, surreal, absurd, surrealism, surrealist, parent, parents, parentingElevator rolling TV picture.
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tv, tvs, television, televisions, pause, pauses, rolling picture, elevator, elevators, scroll, scrolling, technology, technologies, telly, tellies, tv picture, tv pictures, lift, lifts, comparison, compared, surreal, bizarre, old, progress, progressed, obsolete, obsolescent'Gone Crazy'
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out to lunch, lunch, crazy, crazed, craziness, gone crazy, mad, gone mad, insane, gone insane, surreal, surrealism, strange, strange image, sign, signs, signage, play on words, word play, word-play, shop, shops, store, stores, storefront, shopfront, closed, closed for lunch, open, octopus, balloon, clown, scary, scared, modern life, work, working, working world, modern, modern worldSurreality TV
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dali, salvador dali, baby, babies, expect, expecting, expects, surreal, surrealism, reality, realist, realistically, realism, clock, clocks, melt, melting, classic, classical, classic art, classical art, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, pun, puns, punny, punning, word play, word-play, play on words, reality, reality tv, television, television show, reality tv show"I think mine likes yours, too!"
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businessmen, businessman, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, briefcase, briefcases, animals, animal, modern, modern life, connection, connections, i think he likes you, men, man, man's best friend, best friend, strange, strange images, surreal, surrealist, surrealism, case, cases, suit, suitsBalloon Animals
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literal, literally, surreal, surrealist, surrealism, strange, balloon, balloons, clown, clowns, clowning, party, parties, kid, kids, child, children, balloon animal, balloon animals, bear, bears, eaten, in the belly of the, beast"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."
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sonata, sonatas, music, musicians, musical, musicians, musician, classical music, classical, classic, frogs, frog, amphibian, amphibians, play on words, jargon, jargons, strange image, strange, surreal, animals, pretension, pretentious, pretentiously, art, arts, artistic, artistically, arts and culture, culture, cultured, culturally, pop culture, popular culture, modern classical, composer, composers, compose, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, absurd, absurdity, surreal, surrealism, accordion, accordions, execute, execution, dead, death, die, died, dies, hang, hanged, hanging, crime, crimes, criminal, criminalsThree surgeons operate on a piñata.
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, operation, operations, op, piñata, piñatas, pinata, pinatas, candy, candies, sweets, food, chocolate, chocolates, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, hospital, party games, party game, party-game, party-game, party, parties, surreal, sweet-tooth, sweet tooth"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."
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