"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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Information: You are a tourist.
"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
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"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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Tags:out to lunch, lunch, crazy, crazed, craziness, gone crazy, mad, gone mad, insane, gone insane, surreal, surrealism, strange, strange image, sign, signs, signage, play on words, word play, word-play, shop, shops, store, stores, storefront, shopfront, closed, closed for lunch, open, octopus, balloon, clown, scary, scared, modern life, work, working, working world, modern, modern world
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"I think mine likes yours, too!"
"You want to run a tab?"
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"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"
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"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."
"Same time tomorrow."
"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, absurd, absurdity, surreal, surrealism, accordion, accordions, execute, execution, dead, death, die, died, dies, hang, hanging, crimes, criminal, criminals
"You have a Picasso?"
"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."
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"While I'm up, can I get you anything from the imagination department?"
"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."
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Two Picassos with Feet of Klee
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"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"
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"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."
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"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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Salvador Dali - Memorial Park