"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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Information: You are a tourist.
"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"I think mine likes yours, too!"
"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"
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"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."
"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."
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"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."
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"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"
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Unpopular Comic Strip
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"I contemplate Zombie number seventeen."
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Salvador Dali - Memorial Park
"Granted, a deliberate derangement of the senses worked for Rimbaud—but would it work for us?"
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The Fish-Eye look
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"Oh, it's you."
"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."
"Either Those Ducks are Dead Or We're Standing Upside Down In A Lake."
The Piranesi Mall
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"Look—there it goes again!"
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"I may have to cut this short, BK, and get back to you."
Artists draw speed lines next to their car.