Surveys Cartoons

Surveys Cartoons

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"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

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Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

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"I enjoyed the sauna very much, and may I say this is the friendliest bank in my whole business experience?"

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"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

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"You call yourselves a demographic?"

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"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

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"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

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"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

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"Before you go, would you mind taking a few moments to fill out a short form rating your relationship experience?"

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"d you say, 'better the devil you know,' or 'throw the rascal out' or 'other'?"

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"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"

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Cross-stitched land survey.

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

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"Do we want to be members of a small, elite club of families willing to respond to insurance-survey questions during dinnertime?"

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"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"

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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

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"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"

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Pop-up ad in front of a cartoon.

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"Just one more question: Do you think Mario Cuomo is too thin-skinned to go all the way?"

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When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

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"How did you hear about us?"

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"Still won't talk, eh? Well I'd hate for it to get slightly colder in here."

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"Tonight there is no news and recent surveys indicate that that my be good news."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

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"It's NBC. They want to know what it's personally worth to us for them to keep 'E.R.' on the air."

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