"Up gets you nowhere."
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"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
Welcome to the Jungle- Please observe our laws
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"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
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"The very survival of our society depends upon the just compensation of our professional athletes."
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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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"The Garbers are people who have been through it all and survived."
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party
"Really? That's the first time you've eaten somebody?"
"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."
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"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
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"Oh, I beg your pardon! I thought you were extinct."
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"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."
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Desert Island Delivery
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"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"
"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
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"Have you considered that you might be feeling survivor's guilt?"
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Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century
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"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"
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"If I can crawl, you can circle."
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"O.K., class, today we're going to learn about survival of the fittest."
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"It's another recipe for fish."
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