"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
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"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."
"Did he have any known enemies?"
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
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"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"
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"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
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"He was deemed a flight risk."
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"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
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Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
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"They suspect foul play."
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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
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"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."
"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
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"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."
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"Don't make me send in the bad cat."
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"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."
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"Nobody leave this room."
The Abu Ghraib Prison 'No Hard Feelings' Pizza Party
"Good Cat, Bad Cat"
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"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"