"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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Followed by Death
Tags:black humour, dark humours, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, emergency vehicle, emergency vehicle, car chase, car chases, police vehicle, police vehicles, police car, police cars, emergency service, emergency services, car crash, car crashes, mirror image, mirror images, drive, driving, driver, drivers, suspicion, suspicious, suspicions, followed, being followed
"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
3 Guys Stealing
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"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."
"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
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"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
Tags:workload, workloads, work ethic, work ethics, empty wastebasket, empty wastebaskets, empty bin, empty bins, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, worker, workers, employee, employees, supervisor, supervisors, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, office politics, lazy worker, lazy workers, lazy employee, lazy employees
"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"
Tags:schlep, schleps, schelpping, schlepped, slept, soundalike, soundalikes, slang, slang term, slang terms, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly couple, elderly couples, accuse, accuses, accusing, accusation, accusations, infidelity, infidelities, housewife, housewives, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions
No Immediate Danger
"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
Tags:census, census taker, census takers, door-to-door, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, miranda rights, read your rights, reads your rights, reading your rights, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, suspicion, suspicious, suspiciousness, paranoid, paranoia, united states census, legal rights, legal representation, door-to-door
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
Tags:booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeeps
"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
Tags:trust, trusts, trustworthy, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, philander, philanders, philandering, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, secret, secrets, marriage, marriages, angry wife, angry wives, furious, outrage, outraged, suspect, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, spy, spies, spying, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."
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Wives in the Trees
"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, infidelity, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."
"Can you hurry up and brush your teeth? My yoga instructor is getting wet."
"The butler did it."