"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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Followed by Death
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"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
3 Guys Stealing
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"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."
"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
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"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"
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"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
Tags:booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeeps
"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
Tags:trust, trusts, trustworthy, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheating, philander, philanders, philandering, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, secret, secrets, marriage, marriages, angry wife, angry wives, furious, outrage, outraged, suspect, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, spy, spies, spying, husband, husbands, wife, wives
Wives in the Trees
Tags:j'accuse, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, marriage, marriages, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, suspicious, suspicions, trust issues, jealous, jealousy, overbearing, guys night, sports fan, sports fans, sport, sports, treason, betray, betrayed, betrayal, petty treason, guilty, innocent, accuse, accusation, accusations
"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, infidelity, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."
"Can you hurry up and brush your teeth? My yoga instructor is getting wet."
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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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"The butler did it."
"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"
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"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"
"Is there someone else?"