"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
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"I swear, Meredith, this is strictly business."
Followed by Death
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"What have you been up to?"
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"I've never trusted cows."
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"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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3 Guys Stealing
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"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
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"To answer your question, we may or may not be trying to have it both ways."
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"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, test, tests, testing, medical test, medical tests, medical testing, examination, examinations, ethic, ethics, cover, bad doctor, bad doctors, questionable, suspicious, bad sign, bad signs
"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."
"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
Tags:workload, workloads, work ethic, work ethics, empty wastebasket, empty wastebaskets, empty bin, empty bins, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, worker, workers, employee, employees, supervisor, supervisors, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, office politics, lazy worker, lazy workers, lazy employee, lazy employees
"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, scalpel, scalpels, social security, welfare, social safety net, workfare, employment, unemployment, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dangerous, risky, questionable, suspicious, irresponsible, modern life
"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."
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"Your friend Andy thinks I'm sexy."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, attraction, attractive, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, the other man, suspicious, questionable
"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
"You know, I've never actually seen your birth certificate."
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"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, in-law, in-laws, meeting the parents, meeting the in-laws, visiting the in-laws, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, murder, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, mystery, homicide, suspicious, questionable, small talk, conversation topic, conversation topics, family, families, family secret, red flag, red flags, warning sign, warning signs