"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"All the body parts were locally sourced."
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The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
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This Bus Runs on Punditry
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"They're powered by Internet outrage."
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"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"
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"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"
"We raise our beef humanely."
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"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
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"The beer should be cold in two hours."
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"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."
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Super sustainable travel agency
Politically Correct Snowperson
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"When the battery run down you get out and pet it."
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"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."
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