"It was a sweater when I began."
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"If you're not going to come back inside, at least put on a sweater."
Ask me about my thick neck.
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
"It was better before God took up knitting."
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Dogs wearing sweaters
"I like a relaxed fit."
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"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
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The struggle between good and luxury good.
"I had my coat made into a sweater."
"Old people in Hell"
"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."
Reasons for Return...
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"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
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"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
A penguin wearing a hoodie