"It was a sweater when I began."
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
Ask me about my thick neck.
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
"It was better before God took up knitting."
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Dogs wearing sweaters
"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
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The struggle between good and luxury good.
"I had my coat made into a sweater."
"Old people in Hell"
"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."
Reasons for Return...
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"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
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"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
A penguin wearing a hoodie
"Now that you are a woman, I want you to have this sweater that was given to me by my mom, who was always cold. It was given to her by her mom, who was always cold. She got it from her mom, who never knew warmth in her life."
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