Chocolate Lovers' Leap
Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
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"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."
"Now we wait."
The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."
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"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."
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"Extra sprinkles, please. Mr. Rutledge is our chief executive officer."
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"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."
The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
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"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."
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"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."
"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."
"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."
"Care for a sleazeball?"
"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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Be My P.C.V
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"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"
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Rocky Road, Private Eye
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