"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"Aren't you freezing?"
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Shrink's Summer Job
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."
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"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
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"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
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"I say let's wait for the next one."
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"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'
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"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"
"Nobody reads anymore."
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"Come on in, kids. The water's fine-just fine."
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"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."
"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
Are we bored yet?
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