"Aren't you freezing?"
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Shrink's Summer Job
Tags:shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, problems, problem, coping, cope, addition, addictions, mental illness, mental health, stress, stressed, summer, summer job, summer jobs, beach, beaches, lifeguard, lifeguards, drown, drowning, drowned, lifesaver, lifesavers, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers
Ye Olde Swimming Hole
Tags:shop window, shop windows, swimming hole, swimming holes, swimming pool, swimming pools, pleasure bath, pleasure baths, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, window display, window displays, independent shop, independent shops, old business, old businesses, shop front, shop fronts, painting, paintings, thomas eakins
"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."
Tags:diary, diaries, journal, journals, thoughts, write, writer, writers, writing, written, gossip, gossip queen, drama, girl drama, friend, friends, friend drama, girl, girls, women, woman, journal entry, diary entry, aquarium, aquariums, fish, fishes, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, tank, fish tank, fishing, fish bite, diver, diving, activity, leisure, day trip, day off, no work, bad day
"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"
Tags:swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, paddling pool, paddling pools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, bad swimmer, bad swimmers, drown, drowning, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, ignore, ignoring, ignored, listen, listening, communication, bad communication, uncaring, dying, heartless, heartlessness, callous, contemptuous, revenge, getting revenge
"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
Tags:chinese, cheat, cheats, international competition, international competitions, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, train, trains, training, training method, training methods, unconventional, unorthodox, race, races, racing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, shark, sharks
This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
Tags:catalog, catalogs, catalogue, catalogues, clothes, clothing, clothing store, clothing stores, clothes store, clothes shop, clothes shops, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, trend, trends, trending, fashion trend, garment, garments, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, unflattering, fashion faux pas
"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
Tags:tourism, tourist, tourists, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, vacation, vacations, vacationer, vacationers, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, swimming, swim, swimmer, swimmers, rich, wealth, wealthy, money, pay, cost, costs, fee, fees, expensive, dolphin, dolphins, swimming with dolphins, panda, pandas, giant panda, giant pandas, panda bear, panda bears, animal, animals, resort, resorts, animal rights
"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, drown, drowning, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, victim, victims, swim, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, lazy, useless, unhelpful, life coach, life coaches, life coaching, coach, coaches, coaching, advise, adviser, adviser, advising, advice, counsellor, counselling, counsellors, visualise, visualize, imagine, imagination, reality, death, dying, beach, beaches, bad advice, useless advice
Tags:attorney, attorneys, court of law, courtroom, courtroom, objections, objections, legal objection, life guard, life guards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, lawyer, lawyers, prosecutor, prosecutors, lifeguard, lifeguards, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, attorney at law
"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
Tags:hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, awkward date, awkward dates, manhattan, new york new york city, ny, nyc
"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"
"Nobody reads anymore."
Tags:beach, beaches, ocean, oceans, no swimming, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, water, read, reading, sign, signs, warning, warning sign, warning signs, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, incompetent, incompetence, ignore
Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water level, water levels, sea level, sea levels, rising sea level, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, alternative theory, alternative theories, theory, theories, weight, obesity, obese, overweight, people, humans, overeating, over-eating, fat, heavy, science, body fat, obesity crisis, health, unhealthy, eating habits, dietary habits, diet, mass, beach, beaches, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, seashore, seashores, seaside, displacement, water
"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
"Come on in, the water's fine."
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
Are we bored yet?
Tags:airplanes, airplane, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aerial advertising, banner, banners, plane, planes, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, bored, boredom, holiday, holidays, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, relax, relaxed, relaxing, time off, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, flying, fly, banner flag, banner flags, fly a banner, flying a banner, sky writing, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, bore, bores, bored, boring, lie out, lying out, laying out
"This commute is killing me."
Tags:commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting, the commute, diving, diver, divers, scuba diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, work life balance, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, dedicated, dedication, above and beyond, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers
"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
Tags:diving, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swimming pool, swimming pools, public pool, public pools, life guard, life guards, outdoor pool, outdoor pools, unsafe, safety, danger, dangerous, brave, bravery, lifeguard, lifeguards, pool guard, pool guards, unreliable, unreliability, distracted, disinterested, summer, summer time, summer sport, summertime, summer sports
A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".
Tags:beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, water, sea, ocean, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, danger, dangerous, risk, risky, signs, signs, signage, no swimming, water safety, undertow, current, currents, undercurrent, undercurrents, rip current, rip currents, rip tide, rip rides, modern life
"We're not accepting applications right now, but we'll give you a call the minute one of our members drowns."
Tags:swimming, swim, swimmer, swimmers, swimming club, swimming clubs, exclusive, exclusive clubs, club, clubs, competitive swimming, competitive swimmer, bad swimmer, bad swimmers, closed club, waiting list, waiting lists, drown, drowning, drowned, swimming pool, pool, pools, hobby, hobbies, dangerous hobbies, dangerous hobby, extreme sport, extreme sports, membership, members only