"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
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"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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"Aren't you freezing?"
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Shrink's Summer Job
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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Ye Olde Swimming Hole
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"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."
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"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
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"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
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"I say let's wait for the next one."
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"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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"If we dig deep enough, they say, we can go all the way to China or Hong Kong but not, at this point, to Taiwan."
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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
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A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'
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