"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
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"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."
Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
How's my Life-Saving? Call...
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"Better safe than sorry, son."
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Speedo Limit: 21 Years
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Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.
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The Emperor's New Speedo
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The Synchronized-Swim Team Quits
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"Maybe he can't swim."
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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
How To Go In
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"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
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"We're saved! We're saved!"
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"Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about 5 minutes ago."
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"Someone is always better."
"Get Back in!"
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"Come on in. The water's fine."