"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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"Recess is over, Your Honor."
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
Tags:swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, swinging, raft, rafts, priority, priorities, high priority, high priorities, bored, boredom, low priority, low priorities, wrong priority, wrong priorities, useless, uselessness, rescue, rescues, proactive, comfort, comfortable, discomfort, row, rows, rowing, freedom, flee, flees, fleeing
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."
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Tags:newtons cradle, newton's cradle, newtons cradles, newton's cradles, issac newton, sir issac newton, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, kid, kids, child, childhood, play, playing, physics, playground, playgrounds, playpark, playparks, play park, play parks, park, parks, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of energy and momentum, newtons balls, newton's balls, executive ball clicker, executive ball clickers, laws of motion, third law of motion, 3rd law of motion
"See what happens when you square the clubface?"
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"Forward and backward, not up and down!"
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"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."
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The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
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"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."
"Take my hams, I want to lose them. Take my slaws, I'll never use them."
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Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).
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"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."
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"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'
Toaster and Bread at the Park.
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"How does this make you feel?"
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An eight-panel cartoon drawing of a tree growing as a boy grows into a man.
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"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
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"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."
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