The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."
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"What do you mean, 'Marriage is a two-edged sword'?"
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"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"
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"Every man for himself!"
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"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
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"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
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"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
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Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively
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The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Three Musketeers at a barbecue
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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
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"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."
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"Then the messenger shouldn't have been such a jerk."
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"I said, 'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women,' but the media took that totally out of context."
"Use thy core!"
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"I don't mind if you come-a- courtin', but lose the sword and pistol."
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"Does it hurt when I do this?"
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