"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"Guess which one is the cell tower."
Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
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"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
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"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"
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"To be a flamingo, or better still a toucan, in the sixties- that was really something."
"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."
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"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
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"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."
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A caveman wears a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt.
"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"
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"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."
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"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."
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"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."
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A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
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"And to my Cousin Ernie I leave my leisure suit."
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Food inspection results
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"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."
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