Tacky Cartoons

"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."

"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."

"Guess which one is the cell tower."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"To be a flamingo, or better still a toucan, in the sixties- that was really something."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

A caveman wears a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt.

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would you mind getting lunch? All my money is in a blind trust."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"You call this 'death with dignity'?"