"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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"Want to hear about my day?"
The Devil's Workshop
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"Do you need an attorney, little boy?"
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Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.
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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
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"In the mental health profession, we try to avoid negative labels, like 'a hundred and fifty bucks an hour- that's crazy!'"
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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
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"The sooner I start smoking, the sooner I get my big settlement from the tobacco companies."
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"The galaxy he's from- ask him if it's got oil."
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"I finally found a designer with a sweatshop that's right for me."
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"You have written more than a book, Ms. McBean- you have written a franchise."
"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
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"That's Floyd Wheeler in the back of your car, Mr. Ferguson. He's going as far as the depot, if you would be so kind."
"Dad, Jason says you're fuelled by greed."
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"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."
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"Yes, the are crazy, but they can open the fridge."
"Jack, when we get down the hill, let's put the pail up for auction."
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"Who's that trip-tipping, woefully underinsured, over my bridge?"
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"May I represent you across the street?"
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Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.
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"You'll have no problem squeezing 80 hours into a 30 hour week."
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"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
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"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"
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