"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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Wheel of Dinner
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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."
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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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Incompetent to Stand Trial
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"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."