"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Have a nice Administration!"
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
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"Is that you, Pumpkin?"
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"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."
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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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"I just assumed we'd be going out for lunch."
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"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"
"I think we overordered."
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
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"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
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A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"I'm not spending another cent on birdseed."
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
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