Takeout Cartoons

Takeout Cartoons

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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

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Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

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"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

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Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

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Szechuan Man

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"Pizza again?"

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"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."

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"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

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Skydiving Pizza

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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

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In and Out Martini

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"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

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"It's Mother's Day, let us order the takeout."

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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter

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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."

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"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

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Fax Food

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"Swim across the moat but keep the pizza dry."

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"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."

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A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.

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"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

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"Shall I wrap it,or do you want to pop them here?"

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