"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
Wheel of Dinner
Tags:wheel of fortune, decision wheels, decision wheel, supper, bachelors, bachelor, singles, single, being single, dinners, dinner, lunch, take out, cooks, cooking, kitchen, take away, lazy, pizza, takeout, lazy, decision, decision makers, decision maker, decision making, catering, choice, random, food, eating out, eating
"Have a nice Administration!"
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., food, meal, meals, eating, dining, cooking, tv dinner, tv dinners, skip, skipping, restaurant, restaurants, delivery, takeout, takeaway, special, special event, special events, special occasion, special occasions, date, dates, date night, date nights, modern life
"Is that you, Pumpkin?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat door, cat doors, chinese food, chinese foods, fast food, fast foods, food, foods, takeaway, takeout, menu, menus, advertise, advertising, advertisement, pet name, term of endearment, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marketing, pet owner, pet owners, pet, pets
"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."
Tags:pepperoni, pepperonis, pepperoni hater, pepperoni haters, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni pizza, vegetarians, vegetarian, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, delivery, takeout, takeaway, food, foods, dinner, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Tags:chinese menu, chinese menus, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, intrusive, intruding, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, takeout, takeouts, take out, take out place, take out places, menu, menus, door-to-door, modern life, modern times
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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"I just assumed we'd be going out for lunch."
Tags:business lunch, business lunches, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunch time, lunch time, kingfisher, kingfishers, bird, birds, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, delivery, deliveries, office takeaway, office takeaways, office takeout, office takeouts, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs
"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"
"I think we overordered."
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
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"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
Tags:delivery man, delivery men, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, pizza, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, takeaways, takeout pizza, takeout pizzas, takeaway pizza, takeaway pizzas, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, lazy, laziness, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery person, delivery people, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, disrespect, disrespectful, disregard, disregarding, movie award, movie awards, film award, film awards
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace
Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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12 Hangry Men
Tags:pizza, pizzas, thai, thai food, takeout, takeout food, takeout foods, order, orders, ordering, delivery, deliveries, take-out, taking out, hangry, angry, hungry, hunger, hungers, classic, classics, film, films, movie, movies, hollywood, split decision, split decisions, decisionmaking, decison making, jury, juries, jury duty, disagreement, disagreements, consensus, reach consensus, reaching consensus
Tags:food, foods, taco, tacos, mexican, mexican food, fast food, food truck, food trucks, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, street food, street foods, small business, small businesses, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, restaurant, restaurants, takeaway, takeout
A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
Tags:guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, food, restaurant, restaurants, takeaway, takeout, delivery, chinese food, chinese delivery, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, spam, junk mail, mail, post, flyer, flyers
"I'm not spending another cent on birdseed."
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice